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| You Are Guinness |
![]() You know beer well, and you’ll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don’t know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. |



June 19th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
It told me that I was Guiness as well, but the “What is your stripper song?” quiz told me that I should strip to “I’m a Slave 4 U” by Brittney Spears… I’m a bit upset at that one.
June 19th, 2006 at 10:16 pm
this just proves how uppity you really are, john.
my stripper song is “baby got back”. i like big butts and i cannot lie? huh…
June 21st, 2006 at 5:10 pm
It said I was a Guinnes too…but I think that’s only because I’ve been properly schooled by the Saucerites, not because I really know anything outside of that world. At least I know the good stuff!
June 22nd, 2006 at 8:21 am
I also received the Guinness title… I think it is because I said I would like to do a pub crawl in Dublin. I don’t particularly like Guinness… though I can appreciate how others do.
June 26th, 2006 at 7:02 pm
I too am a Guinness, but if I were a fun drunk, then I would have been a Heineken, which I can say with certainty is a beer which I have never finished after tasting it the first time.
“Like A Virgin” was my stripper song. Who Knew?